What does it even mean

What the-

Hold on-

Your stories never fail to make me smile

Sounds fake but okay

2007 was so long ago i forgot how to do a right myspace angle

Let's check out this perfume scent

This perfume is really amazing

I've become perfume addicted lately

Perfume could be a great accessory

This seems like a really good scent for me

Time to forget about everything and feel the sunlight softly caressing your face

He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake, he knows if you've been bad or good, so be good for goodness sake

I hate making phone calls

Ready to face all those troubles

You used to call me on my cell phone

Perfume is simple and easy way to decorate a day

Young afroman showing thumb up

Oh no, that's so funny, i forgot to go to work again

What did you just call me

Caught in sweet memories

My watch is smarter than me and i'm still not over it

No you hang up first

Afro man receives christmas congratulations

I'm gonna walk like this all the time and look at you judgmentally so you wouldn't be able to talk behind my back without feeling guilty

What is this feeling

To find a good meme you must become a meme

Well, cheers to tgreat day ahead

Ready to face all those troubles

I see you slacking at your job and i'm displeased

They think i'm watching something important but i'm just checking myself out in the screen reflection

Oh man, this horoscope says i'm cute

This is the cutest thing i've ever received

When you're trying to understand what she meant by that emoji

I'm gonna upload this to every social media i know

Damn i'm such a cutie

Every single text from you makes me blush but i like it

When your life crumbles before your eyes and you have no power to stop it

There's no "me" in "working today", but there is "me" in "time to daydream" and i think it's important

Just a turtleneck and sweatpants, and you?

Me, looking at my smartwatch telling me it's high time for the workout, knowing full well that time isn't real

Start your day with a smile

You disappoint me

Keeping up with what's up in the world

Y'all make me sad

I came here to have fun and to punch you in the face and as you can see there is no more fun left

If i wanna sleep i will and you won't be able to stop me

I know what ya thinkin' and i like it

Thinking about you

I can't explain what i'm feeling

My family and friends say i should stop overreacting but i can't hear them exhaling dramatically over the hand covering my face

Blocking out the haters

As an introvert i need some quiet moments with myself from time to time

Nothing can bring down my mood

Pensive young afroman touching his chin

All around me are familiar faces worn out places worn out faces

This idea seems not bad at all

None couldn't predict it coming

Two minutes into this conversation and i'm already having an existential crisis

Brushing teeth is first thing first