Whaat- i did not sign up for this, man

2007 was so long ago i forgot how to do a right myspace angle

I'm gonna upload this to every social media i know

Oh man, this horoscope says i'm cute

What does it even mean

When you're trying to understand what she meant by that emoji

Every single text from you makes me blush but i like it

Y'all make me sad

This seems like a really good scent for me

You disappoint me

What did you just call me

Perfume is simple and easy way to decorate a day

You used to call me on my cell phone

Just a turtleneck and sweatpants, and you?

Pensive young afroman touching his chin

Ready to face all those troubles

Keeping up with what's up in the world

Feeling super powerful and confident

I came here to have fun and to punch you in the face and as you can see there is no more fun left

Do i have the strongest punch in the wild west? no. but do i have the quickest one? also no

To find a good meme you must become a meme

Time to forget about everything and feel the sunlight softly caressing your face

Feeling fashionable and super stylish

Thinking about you

Two minutes into this conversation and i'm already having an existential crisis

My watch is smarter than me and i'm still not over it

Some memories are too vivid to forget about

Close your eyes and feel the world around you

Lately my head has been full of thoughts

Enjoying this time just for myself

What the-

This is the cutest thing i've ever received

Hold on-

They think i'm watching something important but i'm just checking myself out in the screen reflection

Sounds fake but okay

Your stories never fail to make me smile

Let's check out this perfume scent

I know what ya thinkin' and i like it

Smiling young afroman applying perfume

I hate making phone calls

If i wanna sleep i will and you won't be able to stop me

He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake, he knows if you've been bad or good, so be good for goodness sake

Start your day with a smile

When your life crumbles before your eyes and you have no power to stop it

Thumb up for a great day ahead!

I've become perfume addicted lately

Me, looking at my smartwatch telling me it's high time for the workout, knowing full well that time isn't real

I can't explain what i'm feeling

No you hang up first

Perfume could be a great accessory

Ready to face all those troubles

I see you slacking at your job and i'm displeased

There's no "me" in "working today", but there is "me" in "time to daydream" and i think it's important

Blocking out the haters

Oh no, that's so funny, i forgot to go to work again

Having a lot to think over

Thinking over what i've just read

Me, pretending to consider buying an expensive item i grabbed by mistake, knowing full well i can't afford even a box it comes in

Pretending to think over something serious thing so no one would dare to bother you and other ways to sabotage the work of the whole department

I need some time out to think it over