Business

'there isn't enough chamomile tea in the world to quell the rage in my heart'

You had one job, one job, carl! how did you manage to fail it twice??

Think of that, young man

Happy to have you here with us

I just don't understand how it is possible to mess such an easy task! it was impossible to fail and yet somehow you've managed it!!

There are some moments in life you have no idea how to deal with

When you thought nothing could be worse but life took it as a challenge

Don't even get me started on this, boy

Oh my god, i can't believe you've done this

Wait a minute-

We've been looking forward to meet you

When you're at work and trying to play it cool but the text is just so damn cute

Tap on your gadgets for no particular reason from time to time to assert dominance

Indignant to the point of having no words

When the news is good and you're listening to the other person getting all excited about it

One second too late

Everybody, run! she's about to transform!!

A typical photo of a business forum ad

The best thing about having a best friend is that they can always make you laugh, no matter how far away they are

What the heck, man

Giving this idea a second thought

For me??

A call from a friend in the middle of a crazy office day is always like a breath of fresh air

Oh god oh god i've messed up. i've messed up badly.

Why are you all like this?? you make me sad!

Well, let's be serious and get straight to work

I'm not very fond of the news lately

How could you have the audacity-

Young indian woman pointing at something and laughing hard

Ethnicity

When the cashier asks you whether you want tea or coffee and you spend the next ten minutes trying to decide which choice will help you feel more alive on the monday morning

Sometimes the eyes can speak a thousand words

We've discussed this thousand times, were you even listening??

The highest point of disbelief: achieved

Am i singing or am i having an emotional breakdown? who knows

That moment when you suddenly remember that the house keys are still lying on the table, a millisecond after the door shuts

What do you mean blue is not my colour

Laughing out loud at my own jokes because i'm my favourite comedian

Do you even try to use your brains-

When the conversation is so tiresome you start calling out to the universe for help

Female office worker extending hand for welcoming and holding folder

God help me

I prefer phone conversations over the personal meetings as i want the other person to be blissfully unaware of how close i am to murdering them right now

When everything goes wrong and you have no idea how to stop it

It's great to have you as part of our team

Excuse me?? how did you just call me???

You owe me an immediate explanation

A year! you've lied to me this whole year and didn't even bat an eyelash!

What did you just say-

When your life sends you a 'fatal error' notification

Oh, so now i am the one who is guilty??

That moment when a random line in a conversation makes you rethink your whole life

When you are not sure how to tell them that they spend last ten minutes talking to the wrong person

Blah blah blah i've heard these excuses two thousand times

Trying to text something cute but not too cute because your stage of relationship is still unidentified

It's great to have you as part of our team

Happy to have you here with us

Taking notes to don't forget

In good mood and ready to start the work