The neighbours won't notice and i have a new friend now

I've only had this green cutie for a day and a half, but if anything happened to it, i would punch everyone in this room with a flower pot and then myself

Don't we make a nice composition together

Oh my goood it looks even better in photos

Aw, we both are so cute!

Party snacks?

I really hope at least this one will survive

But what if i make a smoothie out of it

This is what adventures begin with

Guess i'm looking quite pretty, no?

Look, its foliage looks exactly like my hair!

For me slow dancing is just my usual dance but at half speed

Not the ones i actually wanted

Tired of being rich

I am super cute and i know it

Aww the smell of no smell, it's my favourite

Oh my god, i've found another half of an avocado in my fridge, i'm like a squirrel who keeps hiding treats in random places, but for no reason at all

Green for the photo, bro

Sometimes the joke is too good not to emphasize it with finger guns

Happy tunes for happy mood

You are doing well sweetie, keep going

You say money can't buy you happiness, i say give them to me and i'll prove you wrong in a day!

Guess who's got a date today, baby

Best buy of the month

Um excuse me what's that

Take a bite, don't worry, it's not poisoned yet

Well, isn't it just an epic selfie?

Okay, so the map shows me how to get to this place in detail and the internet says that it doesn't exist

Let's b-eco-me friends with nature

Why do you all think that the same-sounding words 'ice cream' and 'i scream' is just a coincidence? wait, i'm gonna prove you wrong

We match!

We have much more in common than you'd think

Look! i've bought myself a friend!

A week at my place and still alive, that's a new record in a plant world

Sisters!

Just a few more days and the adventure starts!

Should i worry that it has grown into this from a seed overnight or is it a totally normal behaviour for them

Is liking the sound of the word guacamole a good enough reason to try and make it

Let's have some avocados!

Take this, it'll give you +10 hp

Hey there who's been missing me

The sky looks especially nice today

Come on, let's dance together

Perfectly in half!

Slow dancing with myself 'cause i deserve it

Can't believe i've finally found it! my hotel!

People need to see me smiling and shining

Fruit-less breakfast is unhealthy and boring, take an avocado

Feeling cute and flirty

What a nice flowers i got

Take this, you won't regret

There is no music in my earphones, they are just the illusion of normality, i'm dancing to my own tune you are not allowed to hear

So austria and australia are two different countries and you are telling me this now??

A vintage way of getting the news is my favourite one

Is it me or their version of the route to the museum really does lie through the restricted area

Excuse me! do you know this place?

Let the fate choose where my next trip is gonna be to!

Turn the music on, let's have some fun!

Dance like no one's watching, sing like no one's listening, dance and sing when no one's actually watching and listening 'cause it's too much for one person to handle

The taste of summer and carelessness