I'm gonna upload this to every social media i know

When you're trying to understand what she meant by that emoji

What the-

Your stories never fail to make me smile

This is the cutest thing i've ever received

Oh man, this horoscope says i'm cute

Perfume could be a great accessory

Let's check out this perfume scent

Just a turtleneck and sweatpants, and you?

When your life crumbles before your eyes and you have no power to stop it

He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake, he knows if you've been bad or good, so be good for goodness sake

I came here to have fun and to punch you in the face and as you can see there is no more fun left

Y'all make me sad

Ready to face all those troubles

I hate making phone calls

Time to forget about everything and feel the sunlight softly caressing your face

I see you slacking at your job and i'm displeased

Blocking out the haters

A young black man in a grey sweater standing alone on the white background

What did you just call me

I can't explain what i'm feeling

Hey, i just met you and this is crazy, but here's my number- please memorize it and never try to call me 'cause i don't like you and won't answer anyway

Keeping up with what's up in the world

Taken by surprise

Life is not just unfair, it's unfair to me specifically most of the time

Pensive young afroman touching chin

Rear view of a man in casual clothes showing v sign

Why did you have to do that to me

A young black man in a grey sweater standing alone on the white background

If i wanna sleep i will and you won't be able to stop me

Whaat- i did not sign up for this, man

Hold on-

Damn i'm such a cutie

What does it even mean

Sounds fake but okay

They think i'm watching something important but i'm just checking myself out in the screen reflection

Smiling young afroman applying perfume

Perfume is simple and easy way to decorate a day

There's no "me" in "working today", but there is "me" in "time to daydream" and i think it's important

I've become perfume addicted lately

Every single text from you makes me blush but i like it

Oh no, that's so funny, i forgot to go to work again

This seems like a really good scent for me

Start your day with a smile

You used to call me on my cell phone

The mood of this month is sadness

No you hang up first

Lately my head has been full of thoughts

Thumb up for a great day ahead!

I'm gonna walk like this all the time and look at you judgmentally so you wouldn't be able to talk behind my back without feeling guilty

You disappoint me

Feeling fashionable and super stylish

The word "lonely" has "one" in it and i'm pretty sure there must be some philosophy behind it

Silently judging you

Laughing young afroman standing with his hands up

Well, cheers to tgreat day ahead

I feel like birds are watching me

When you try your best but you don't succeed

What am i doing here

None couldn't predict it coming